Smurf Juice

An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:
1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew
1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid
1 Fifth of Vodka

"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."

by Chainer April 24, 2006

Papa smurf

The kink name of a real nigga

“Oh papa smurf spit in my asshole some more

by Runnin_0n_empty February 8, 2018

tennesse smurf

act of fucking doggy style in a port a john and just before you nut stick it in her ass and push her head in the blue water,,,,,,,,, na na na na na na na na na na na..

my boy has done the tennesse smurf and the alaskan pipeline at the same time

by killa cali euro March 8, 2009

smurf bluecocky

The act of a smurf ejaculating. When such event happens a large thick blue liquid is released covering everything in it's range of fire.

"this room is covered in a blue liquid, what happened?"
"Oh...a smurf bluecocky"

by DancesWithSmurfs April 12, 2010

Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

by gravy111 November 14, 2010

Smurf Kiss

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

by Jeff Segelke March 10, 2008

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007