Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.

1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.

by El Barto June 13, 2004

Dirty sponge

A term used on online video games to describe someone who lags and as a result, takes less damage from bullets and does not die easily.

Faith:"Damn! That merkent is a dirty sponge. He just won't die!"
Nyu:"fo real cuz"

by STARTING TO OWN December 15, 2009

SpongeBob SquarePants

Shortened to SBSP, or SB, is a kid's cartoon. To me, it isn't hilarious at all, but hell, it's aimed at children under thirteen years old.

SpongeBob SquarePants is okay.

by MisaTange July 6, 2009

sponge monkey

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey

by dpo June 21, 2004

Bubba the love sponge

Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!

Bubba the love sponge is a fat fucking mark!

by Blubber the fat fuck August 4, 2007

*Spongebob Narrator Voice*

The monotone voice of the narrator in the show Spongebob Squarepants

(When time is passing slowly) *Spongebob Narrator Voice* "3 hours later"

by Free Amerika April 6, 2015

Caveman spongebob

Caveman spongebob is one of the new memes that became a meme about the same time dat boi did. It is used to describe surprising moments. It is taken from the episode of spongebob when squidward goes into the past.

When you don't do your chores and mom opens the front door. Insert Caveman SpongeBob here

by Palogon June 30, 2016