Sleepy Shits

When every time you fall asleep you shit yourself!

Plus I got the sleepy shits, that’s when you shit yourself every time you fall asleep! Only happened about 6 times! Only got the sheets twice! Needless to say I’m plum wore out!

by Jonathan the poon handler January 14, 2019

screaming shits

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.

When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.

by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019

dixy shits

The fiery shits you experience the morning after eating chicken wings from dixy chicken. Usually go hand in hand with Jagermeister Shits from the jagerbombs you drink when clubbing, creating the ultimate ringstinger

Josh: "shouldn't have ate those wings last night, had a mad case of the dixy shits"

Curtis: "that's grim mate"

by akhilsbluewaffle March 27, 2020

Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.

I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits

by TangSlave September 17, 2020

Pickle Shits

A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.

"Damn bro, that pickle shits smells ranked! Check your pants dude!"

by Smc43 June 16, 2022

Hogan Shits

The infamous time of day 15 minutes after eating at Duquesne University's dining hall. These vicious turds are unlike any other and will leave you on your knees begging for mercy.

Guy: Yooo why are you taking a shit again? That's the third time today!
Me: Hogan Shits, man

by cloudythrone August 30, 2022

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014