Right after you perform a pube overhaul, and no longer have any pubes, whether being on your grundle, balls or fupa, if you obtain a boner, thou shalt dub it Shave-id and Goliath.
by W0nt0ns00p April 25, 2009
your baby has a yeast infection, so you get out the monterey jack and shred some cheese above her yogurt laden yeast infected crotch and get down to chowing
by Dwardo January 11, 2005
by The Blue Moon Man March 04, 2010
The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.
by ZT14 July 27, 2016
When a female shaves her areas of pleasure not quite as smooth which results in her skin being similar to rubbing a strawberry against your face. Some people like it!
Liza decided to give herself a strawberry skin shave before she went to the party because she knew there were people there who would appreciate the fuzzy friction.
by von groovy June 08, 2019
"Drake's ass was hairy so james could not enjoy his bound anus. James immedeatly had to shave your pet in order to enjoy his submissive bitch"
by thepetshaver July 09, 2014
by hoehoefromdawg September 28, 2003