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Definitions by Dwardo

the act of moving your falcid belly into six pack abs at the site of a hottie.
then Britney spears walked by and he totally phwoared it till she blew by.
phwoar by Dwardo January 11, 2005

Santa Fe Shave 

your baby has a yeast infection, so you get out the monterey jack and shred some cheese above her yogurt laden yeast infected crotch and get down to chowing
Jill had a yeastie, so I gave her a right rough Santa Fe shave, but she puked on me.
Santa Fe Shave by Dwardo January 11, 2005