Dwardo's definitions

Santa Fe Shave

your baby has a yeast infection, so you get out the monterey jack and shred some cheese above her yogurt laden yeast infected crotch and get down to chowing

Jill had a yeastie, so I gave her a right rough Santa Fe shave, but she puked on me.

by Dwardo January 11, 2005

phwoar

the act of moving your falcid belly into six pack abs at the site of a hottie.

then Britney spears walked by and he totally phwoared it till she blew by.

by Dwardo January 11, 2005