pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.

"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

Sharded

When you fart then your poo yourself a little and you can do anything about it cause your playing fortnite

Come on man I just sharded my pants and I'm playing fortnite

by Astral jay February 17, 2019

boot shaped

Look at a map of Idaho or Italy they are places that are shaped like a boot.

I live in Idaho, the boot shaped state, down in the toe part near Wyoming.

by admason October 25, 2006

Sharded

A word used by the biggest youtuber named PewDiePie. The word means i pooped myself or i shit myself.

"Omg that video is so funny, i sharded"9

by GreenLightening September 17, 2017

sharpen up

to become more aggressive.

Get that mimosa out of your hand, and sharpen up!

by frank June 21, 2004