Potato selfie

Potato selfieCamera angle face low by the neck , bad angle that makes your head look like a potato.

Potato selfie means in sentence: I'm sending a potato selfieto my best friend

by Jwmyra July 22, 2016

Pyper selfie

A classy dick picture

Girl I'm talkin to just sent me nudes, what do I do?

"Dude, send her a pyper selfie"

by gumdr0pp December 23, 2017

Point five selfie

The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.

Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.

If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.

For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.

I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.

by Wordiculous July 18, 2022

but first let me take a selfie

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.

Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.

by Couldn't find a valid username June 13, 2014

selfie

one who takes a picture of them self to post on a social media site to get likes or comments, usually to help their already low self esteem. their arm is usually purposely placed in the picture, called the selfie arm showing that they have no friends to take the picture.

Samantha: Selfie Sunday! *ugly picture on Instagram*
Joey: stop posting selfies, you have no friends.

by you are a queer November 3, 2013

Selfierazzi

(Common Noun/Gerund): Someone who gets dressed up specifically to take selfie pictures and post them to Social Networking sites and has followers in the thousands.

She always has a hot phone but it ain't for calls, it's for pics... she's a Selfierazzi!

by PaPo Swiggity May 20, 2014

Selfie Bomb

Selfie Bomb. (noun) A selfie taken on someone else's phone without the knowledge of the phone's owner.

My colleague left a selfie bomb of himself on my iPhone.

My son is infatuated with my iPad and leaves selfie bombs all the time.

by Changolicious January 15, 2014