seconds

The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.

He blew up in seconds.

by bob July 30, 2003

3 second rule

n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.

I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

second last

the shittiest bunch of shits who ever shat out a shit

Second Last is a band made up of a couple of retards who think that by covering Green Day (and forgetting the lyrics) that they're punk.

by :I November 23, 2004

second day pants

jeans that fit perfectly, on the second day of use; first day pants are a bit too tight, but second day pants feel great.

It feels so good to put on second day pants and not worry about a muffin top.

by damngrlhowthehell January 21, 2008

second speaker

when a friend or coworker feels as though they need to repeat everything they just heard on the radio (especially during morning shows), as though they are the only ones with ears or that they discovered the news themselves. usually a second speaker will reword things to sound as though they are more informed than they are.

everyday from 8:00 to 10:00, the guy that sits next to me at work is a total second speaker.

OR

radio: yesterday evening an armed robbery took place at a local jewelry store....
"second speaker": did you her about that jewelry store that got robbed last night?

by WLPS June 3, 2009

second world problem

Problems that the working poor have but the wealthy class just don't understand.

Boss : My security system bill is due. We pay it once a year for convenience. I know, It's a first world problem.
Me : My gas service and water service has been cut off for a few months now. If I cant get my water service back on, I'll be evicted. I know, second world problem.

by Robyn Bankx June 22, 2017

5 seconds of awesome!

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.

Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?

by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010