Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021

Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

get away scotch-free

Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.

Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.

by QuacksO April 14, 2019

offical_butters_scotch

An amazing content / tiktok creator and an amazing mutual!!!! Even though they are usually ooc they still roleplay has Butter Scotch amazingly!!! They also don’t ship KYMAN!!! Which is a +1 for me!! 🤤

offical_butters_scotch Is an amazing person 💕

by Butters_fanpage November 16, 2021

Carolina Hop-Scotch

When eating a girl out in missionary style, you switch from anus to vagina constantly until completion.

Baby can u give me the Carolina Hop-Scotch tonight?

by Carolina_hopscotch_inventor December 13, 2025