Crackin the roof

Attempting to kill yourself but you're too fat

He tried crackin the roof

by Loag_loag September 19, 2023

Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy

Damn that bitch gotta Coochie Roof

by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019

They built a kitchen on the roof

A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.

Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?

Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.

by Hotline Deebo August 5, 2023

you can get it off the roof

Slang for both fuck off and mind your own business

You can get it off the roof .

by WhenitRains6996 February 28, 2024

roof bear

A smaller bear that make their way into your home through your roof

My wife was scared because she thought she heard a roof bear

by D Anny September 8, 2021

It's just a roof-rack

What you realize with relief when you thought dat there might have been a cop-car behind/ahead of you.

Regardless of whether "it's just a roof-rack" on a particular car dat's in your vicinity, you should still always be diligent about obeying da traffic laws --- not only should you do so in any case, but you also never know where da fuzz is gonna be at any given time.

by QuacksO April 5, 2025

Roof-Burner

The burning sensation on the roof f your throat/mouth one can get fom hitting a cigarette, joint, or anyother smoking apparatus.

Man, that square gave me a total Roof-Burner

by Tyg1nktow November 24, 2010