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Ralph Club

Having sex with a woman having her period. (while on the rag) Kind of like when a person has sex in an airplane to become a member of the mile high club.
Brett K. planned to become a member of the Ralph Club by having sex with Becky during while she was having her period.
by Vomit Club October 2, 2018
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Ralphie

see "jangler". intent on maintaining bevy of at least 3 beautiful babies who he "really connects with and isn't in love with", and who are on no account to be slutted by others with bigger t-shirts than his tuna-reared self.
ralphie man, you're fucked...
by rayffee October 4, 2003
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Ralphalization

The art of convincing yourself that what you're saying is true in order to justify lies to cover lies to cover lies to cover lies, etc. If you believe it to be true in your mind, you've already won half the battle.
When I didn't show up or call I knew that had to come up with a pretty good Ralphalization in order to avoid catching shit from everyone. I said that my dog ate my homework, an old friend came in from out of town, my clothes were in the washing machine, I was shaving, my cellphone isn't working...and all of those things really are possible. Therefore, I really didn't lie!
by PTL April 27, 2006
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ralph

A guy who must beat their girlfriend at everything possible and never succeeds.
Don't be a Ralph or she'll leave you.
by Werita November 10, 2004
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Ralph

really gay for robots and attracted for teachers attracts douche bags aka Connor destroys relationships
by yomomma12333801 April 13, 2010
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resphidiouso

a resphidiouso is someone with the last name curtis and is pro at just about everything they do. this person is more pro than any of the other pros though so he can not be fucked with. often times this person drives a blue 88 dodge caravan.
damn that bitch is such a resphidiouso
by jon April 8, 2004
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resphidiouso

i'm sorry have i met you before?
by skip April 9, 2004
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