Peter North

Peter...the man...the myth...the milk machine

Peter milked on Sandy Duavll

by the one and only milkman January 18, 2005

Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

peter phung

The BEST looking asian kid in the world. The envy of all living males. Also known as Petey.

Damn I wish I was as good looking as Peter Phung

by Kiet June 17, 2004

Peter Sinclair

A New Zealand TV person who is now dead but was known for turning up at the hospital with a marmite jar stuck up his batty.

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

peter-cheeks

A female who loves to tcikle the sausage with her esphogas

"Man look at the peter-cheeks on that girl"

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

Peter Sellers

One of the greatest comedic geniuses of the 20th century. Unfortunately, he was an egotistical, overdriving, even hurtful monster in his private life.

1. Peter Sellers delivered incredible performances in "Dr. Strangelove" and "A Shot in the Dark."
2. Peter Sellers didn't go to see his mother when she was on her deathbed, a rather heartless action.

by Jim B. January 2, 2005

Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!

by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010