Provide

What Afas is meant to do, but fails to do repeatedly

For example, “afas, please can you provide chicken choking for me?” “Yes”. And then, he fails to do so.

by Cb9000 October 27, 2022

Proverb

The pro verb and cool kid gigachad woman obliterator.

Guy 1: Have u met proverb
Guy 2: yes, he is damn hot

by Usahhdhajoqosbsb December 10, 2022

procedural programming

Procedural programming is a computer programming model built around the idea programs are sequences of instructions to be executed. They focus heavily on splitting up programs into named sets of instructions called procedures, analogous to functions.
This is different from object-oriented programming.

Some examples of procedural programming languages are: C, BASIC

by QuinnBitz March 21, 2023

provid

the real spelling of the word “provide”

A: Bro, do you know what we provid?
L: Fuck no, tell me

by gigglewakadu April 28, 2023

PRovenge Arc

Positive revenge arc. Make it look like its their idea to apologize to you.

The otherds* provenge arc went exactly according to plone*, while the rain in Spain falls mainly on the flane*, now.

by PartisanZ July 13, 2023

providing context

Nice way of saying serving cunt

Bless your heart. I’m just providing context.

by Giving Brat July 28, 2024

Poved-it

When the speaker in a conversation is oblivious that the topic has either bored its recipients to the point of violent suicide, or offended an audience into a murderous rage.

"god, did you hear him waffle on about those cats? It made me want to put my head in a blender; he totally poved-it."

"Mate, he poved-it, the father of the bride, had to take the microphone off him because he upset all the guests!"

by peregrin25 August 14, 2024