Procrastination

something i will write later

You: when will he finish the definition?
Me: later
You: Smh, Procrastination

by Catokinboi November 20, 2020

Procrastadating

When you make plans to go on a date with someone and one or both parties keep putting it off to a later time.

Hey how is that John guy you have been talking to?

Oh I haven't met him yet we've been procrastadating.

by Eon ma I January 9, 2021

Procrastination

What is Procrastination?....
It is a term used when referring to Brandon Immelman...

I wonder what is Procrastination doing today?

by p03s June 1, 2021

Procrastination

the action of delaying something.

You never do anything productive, that is procrastination

by Mali123Woody July 8, 2021

Procrastination

A problem where you can't convince yourself to get off your ass and do something now, (Ex. a chore, homework, etc.) so you tell yourself you'll do it later.

Johnny has a problem with procrastination. He kept doing it until he ran out of time to do his homework.

by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021

Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

procrastination

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM

B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"

by dogman_ June 11, 2022