I love it when my girlfriend gives me the Polish Bagpipes. Or. She treated my junk like a set of Polish Bagpipes.
by Badman14411 November 27, 2013
Get the Polish Bagpipesmug. The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.
Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!
by The Oktoberfest Giggler June 2, 2012
Get the The Polish Vacuummug. Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
by Strange Magnificent February 1, 2021
Get the Polish the Crownmug. A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.
Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Polish Slumlordmug. A beasel hound, girl chaser, wolf, or Lothario, who likes to lionger in the vestibule necking with his girl at one AM. This phrase refers to the occasional accident, wherin the girl is pushed against the intercom box, and rings the bells in several apartments, rousung the occupants.
Listen to your father and stay away from that bell polisher. Last Saturday you woke up the whole building!
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
Get the bell polishermug. Guys, Rick just drank a can of Mountain Dew that was full of my pee. I can't believe he fell for the Scummy Polish!
by The Notorious Mig June 16, 2011
Get the Scummy Polishmug. by ChzSoda22 August 20, 2010
Get the Polish Dozenmug.