Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement

1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

Ginga Please

What you say to a wigger with red hair, usually of Jewish or Italian descent when he's caught some jungle fever.

"Ginga Please. Don't play me! You know you're eyin' that fine booty."

by Ginger Jew 32 October 18, 2009

Nigga-Please!

usually used as shut up or yea right.

Max: "hey marco, you should let me hit a 20 off ya till next week"
Marco: "nigga-please!"

by Angel February 13, 2005

n, please

A polite abbreviation of nigga please or nigga, please.

Teacher: Johnny, have you completed your assignment?

Student: N, please.

by Dizzo May 18, 2006

pretty pretty please with cherries on top

a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.

Setting: Home
Characters: mom

teenager

Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old

man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.

Teen: That was a bad joke.

by ita112 August 6, 2011