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Lituation

Attempting on getting intoxicated.
What's the lituation?? I'm trying to get TURNT!!!
by Mandingo21VT January 24, 2016
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Bangers and mash situation

When an arguement gets violent.
Usually a beating of some kind, the mash being the victim and the bangers being their attackers.
It doesn't literally make sense, since sausages don't usually beat down on mashed potato, but whatever.
Hey You!! Give us ya lunch money! Or there'll be a Bangers and Mash situation.... And you're the mash!!
by Jelloid February 8, 2010
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The Situation

A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.

A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.
Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl

Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.
by MarWash December 10, 2009
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Lituation

Some shit Kanye just said with a trump maga hat on and I dunno wtf??!
It’s always a lituation when he’s involved.
by Tricky Martian May 30, 2018
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situationship

Pretty much a shorter way to say friend with benefits. You’re pretty much friends that do everything couples would do but without labeling it. A recipe for disaster: that’s a situationship. It’ll end with one or both of you being an emotional wreck.
“Ya…we’re in a situationship you could sayit is what it is I guess
by cassandra emersy August 26, 2022
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no-win situation

a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad
Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.
by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006
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The perfect situation

A friendship where you can have regular sex with no strings attached.
Paul: Jay, are you seeing that bird then or what?

Jason: Fuck no! I've pulled off the perfect situation.
by Stré September 19, 2012
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