air pinch surprise 

the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.

Dude, i gave amy the sweetest air pinch surprise.

air pinch surprise by fruitylipsuck May 3, 2006

vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.

Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.

vulcan cock pinch by DrHogie February 12, 2009

Atomic Pinch 

Like a normal pinch but caused by something significantly stronger, rigid and unforgiving, likely mechanical like pliers or getting your ass cheek caught in a door. Usually a nasty welt is left from it that may start bleeding.

Got an atomic pinch on the heel of my palm, and no I didn't wear work gloves to prevent it from happening.

Atomic Pinch by EyeWeTodEd August 18, 2014

african pinch off 

Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off

Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off

african pinch off by Vfhbl October 19, 2015

jesus pinch 

The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.

"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"

jesus pinch by TheManCam July 12, 2017

angels pinch 

Referring to chewing tobacco. When you go to put a good dip in, and some little peices fall on your shirt and pants. Thats the angels pinch.

Did you get any in your lip or was that all an angels pinch?

angels pinch by ColtenF1989 September 16, 2017

Double Pinch 

A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.

Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?

Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”

Double Pinch by OneStarGator November 6, 2017