squares pears

literally a square shaped pear, some people really like injecting staples into it.

members of the squares pears fan club (cult) have a profile picture of the square pear and use the phrase "every day tomorrow" way too often.

we love squares pears, they're coolio broski yoski broski!!!!!!!

broski yoski broski can't you just chillax and eat a squares pears??

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

Rugged Pearl

A large, engorged clit of an old bull dyke.

Come suck momma’s rugged pearl.

Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.

I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.

by Dick Onchin January 25, 2023

Tom Pearling It

when you spew a bunch of bullshit and somebody else eats it up

"Yo Daniel is straight Tom Pearling It right now im straight bullshitting"

by DeadSyde June 26, 2023

Pear-man-snail

One who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a shell such as a front porch. They are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette butts and expired food wrappers. They tend to take the shape of a ore-adolescent male body with a lazy eye and often slur their speech. The DNA make-up of this creature causes them to take upon a pear-shaped body. If one comes across this hybrid species in public, steer clear of their belligerent demeanor and excessive conversations.

Bob: who's that weird shaped lazy guy that is known all over Facebook and in the nightlife community?
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!

by AlwaysTheTruth December 6, 2012

Rachel Pearson

Pretty basic, not at all gucci

"Hey melissa is a total Rachel Pearson"

"That may be true but why are you in the shower with me"
"bYE"

by Gucci Anderson December 9, 2013

soft pear

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.

"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"

by gannik June 19, 2017

Prickly pear

3 days after a chick had shaved her fun zone.

Wow that was harsh, you should have felt how rough her prickly pear was.

by Packster January 16, 2010