Sarah Palin

Second-Rate Cougar from Alaska whom the Republicans bafflingly believe is somehow qualified to be "next in line" after having governed a lightly populated state for all of a year and a half.

Delivered a shrill, bitter speech at the Republican convention and will likely be buried by Joe Biden in the upcoming VP debates.

Has pregnant, unmarried teen daughter, who will soon marry white trash father.

Supports white trash activities, such as aerial wolf-hunting, protesting pro-choice groups and marrying rednecks.

Attended 5 third-rate colleges in 5 years, finally graduating from the vaunted University of Idaho.

Running mate to a guy who has one leg and two bum arms already in the grave.

Did you see that cougar Sarah Palin the other night at the RNC? Every pervert conservative geezer in the joint was looking up that bitch's skirt.

by The Herlihy Boy October 22, 2008

Palin

To quit something halfway through.

My wife calls me a Palin for being premature.

by Peeps2Sweets2 July 7, 2009

Palintologist

The study of how the Sarah Palin works and acts in real society while it is clearly not in a fully functional state of mind.

"I cant belive after all the studying we did as palintologists, and she was still picked for VP."

by Nimn March 17, 2009

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a creature formed by several generations of inbreeding. The inbreeding took a toll on its mind, making it unable to understand basic political and geographic concepts that George Bush or a 5 year old would undertstand. After a life of quiet government positions(including mayor of Town Smaller Than Your Finger aka Wasilla, Meh... aka Oil and Gas Conservation Commission Chairperson and Governor of PalinLand aka Alaska, it was thrust into the big leagues as Die Already!!! (aka John McCain) chose it as his VP pick to breathe life in his long dead presidential campaign. The Sean Hannity Butt Kissers (aka Republicans), trying to cling onto their quest for economic and peace destruction, responded very well to it, while the Democrats pointed out the obvious: it was not ready. After making idiotic and/or ignorant comments (such as mentioning the terrorist activities William Ayers partook in that Barack Obama HAD to have been involved in, at age 8, or its magical skills as a hockey mom), the majority of the public made a mockery out of it. Shows such as Saturday Night Live had very hilarious, but very true imitations of it. Eventually, she incinerated the dead body of Die Already!!!'s campaign, and he lost.

After it all, it continued to get pregnant from various members of its family and its dog and proceded to make a mockery of her "could've been normal" children.

"Sarah palin is such an idiot!"

by Interrobang2rd February 23, 2009

Palindromia

The relaspe or reoccurence of a disease. People with sleep deprivation are particularly prone to this. They may appear to be disordered when they walk around yawning and looking down at their wrists mumbling incoherent nothings.

Sarah Palin is speaking today at Cal State and people will be exposed to palindromia.

by rectifier49 March 30, 2010

palin-fatigue

n. When you get sick of hearing a former vice president obsessing over herself and the constant media reporting; ramblings that are so stupid you can't believe people care what they have to say

I have "palin-fatigue" from this failure of a politician always obsessing over herself and dominating the media, and i am sick of it.

by cephallica2 January 20, 2011

Crank that Sarah Palin

Ejaculate all over Russia from your backyard.

"Let's crank that Sarah Palin."

"Now that's international relations."

by YouBetcha98 April 28, 2010