paper jam

The need to take a shit.

Hey man, I need to get home quickly - I have a paper jam!

by Stingerman September 18, 2013

Clint Eastwood Paper

Cheap, course toilet paper.

Clint Eastwood paper.
Rough n' tough.
Don't take no shit off nobody.

by theknightlyone July 31, 2009

paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex

Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006

paper bullets of the brain

To "fire off" hurtful words, to talk smack.

"Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?" -Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare

by hey nonny August 27, 2006

Paper Taco

Small, folded pieces of paper shot from rubber bands. Paper tacos are made by rolling a post-it note (or small piece of paper) really tightly, and then folding it in half. These paper "tacos" are then shot from rubber band by placing the "creased" part of the taco in the rubber band, and then flinging the rubber band.

Names vary greatly by region (see tags).

"Ouch! Johnny just shot me with a paper taco."

by Persian Man December 28, 2009

Paper Plate

A piece of paper that is shaped like a plate. Usually used for peeing into.

Guy: Dude I need to go pee!
Friend: Go into this paper plate!

by BlackRohanBeetle April 11, 2019

dunny paper

a) Toilet paper
b) An undeveloped photo of a gook

a) Aww, I just took a mad shit. Now I need to wipe my arse with dunny paper.

b) Dunny paper is an undeveloped photo of a gook. Once I wipe my arse it will be properly developed

by powza the arouser June 7, 2007