sitting on an onion

verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.

Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.

by FrankM September 20, 2007

Sour Cream and Onion Delight

A nasty, toxic, deadly fart that stuns and blinds victims as it carries a heavy scent of onion/sour cream and lingers for hours once released. The recipe for this fart is one small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips mixed with a beverage of your choice, let brew in your belly for at least 2 hours and you are ready to release.

Bro, what is that smell, I cant see and I am nearly ready to collapse it is so bad? Dude that is a "Sour Cream and Onion Delight" and yours truly launched that bad boy. Let me know if you want the recipe.

by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016

hitting the onion

Going on the deep web through then onion and looking through what society has become

Are you hitting the onion later?

by Professor onion January 4, 2018

Pickling the Onion

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing

James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion

by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019

lmao i built that onion farm

i built that onion farm and nobody will credit me

lmao i built that onion farm for the guy who gave the other guy who gave some chicks son an onion so if you need an onion farm built hmu

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022