kill in bed

To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.

Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.

Leon: Bruh how do you do that?

Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.

Leon: Aye that’s my boy

by afhsg May 09, 2018

Bed scrapers

Breasts so large that they scrape the bed when engaging in intercourse in the doggy style position.

Hey Brad, have you seen the new receptionist? She's got some real bed scrapers

by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016

bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011

Bed Wench

A disrespectful term used against Black Women in relationships with non-Black Men - usually White Men which has roots in the transatlantic slave trade when White Men would rape Black Women. The term is used by Black Men who although sleep with White Women have an issue with the reverse and Black Women who are sickened by Black Women engaging with a White Man due to being conditioned to see White Men as devils

Black Man desperate for sex: *sends a White Woman, a "hi baby, want to come over" text*

*Scrolls through instagram and sees a young interracial couple involving a Black girl and her White boyfriend*

*Types "Look at this bed wench" in her comments*

*Throws phone on his dirty mattress and waits for Becky to come over*

by Eri567 May 23, 2022

Bed Rage

A sexual act occurring from pent-up sexual tension.

Sexual congress occurring as a byproduct of mental incompatibility, or repulsion.

Can be used in the past tense.

It had been too long since John or Jane had sex with each other and both were looking for some bed rage.

by CdubJ2 November 02, 2010

Bed Pebbles

The little shit foreign objects in your bed that dig into your torso/shoulders at night. Usually caused by eating in your bed.

"Shit, there's a bunch of bed pebbles in my bed! I shouldn't have ate those potato chips..."

by ERAUPwnsauce July 16, 2008

fixing the bed

A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them

get out your Father is Fixing the Bed

Travis walked in on Terry and Julie Fixing the Bed

by bed fixe December 05, 2017