flying fudge muffins

a word that can be used instead of a swear word so you can say it around adults and teachers and so forth...

"what the Flying Fudges Muffins where is my phone???"

"oww flying fudge muffins i just stubbed my toe"

by .*.*.p.h.i.p.*.*. April 3, 2008

muffin

a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours

dutch chocolate muffin

by muffinist November 10, 2003

Connecticut Muffin

Placing one's penis between the fleshy folds of another person's belly for sexual pleasure.

I really wanted breakfast, but instead got a Connecticut Muffin

by cryptictravler June 18, 2009

buffin' the muffin

Female masturbation.

I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!

by Jyynx September 20, 2008

next muffin

Phrase first made by comedien Ross Noble in his 'Next Muffin' sketch in which he trys to spot faces in the tops of muffins.

Also makes a good random shout-out phrase.

There's a face...next muffin

...next muffin

by Stuart F July 26, 2006

pork muffin

a small chubby person with fire red hair, freckles, and milky white skin.

Damn, look at that pork muffin with the pokemon backpack. I'd like to take him to a family reunion barbeque and introduce him to my aunt gracie.

by Ry Breed January 2, 2009

Felch Muffin

A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.

Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.

SLANG: Ben is a Felch Muffin

by Starfabregas4 October 22, 2007