cunt mouse 

Tampon used by women at period time

My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view

cunt mouse by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

Mickey Mouse Shit 

Term used to describe the childish actions of an adult.

Bob: Your telling me he tattled on you?

Jim Bo: Yeah, ain't that some Mickey Mouse Shit?

Mickey Mouse Shit by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

grey-mouse-woman syndrome 

A totally mediocre, not ugly, not beautiful, utterly forgettable woman who posts amazing pictures of her pathetic life on social media pretending that she’s someone else.

Holly is suffering from grey-mouse-woman syndrome. She’s unrecognisable in her Facebook - she looks thin and pretty..

grey-mouse-woman syndrome by KA43n January 5, 2022

Mickey Mouse reseller 

Mickey from NYC alert, 8rz aka Brandon. Is a Mickey who sold pandas for $220.

Nah man how he bragging bout skipping a concepts line but it went OOS before he got in, what a Mickey Mouse reseller

Mickey Mouse reseller by Real reseller January 18, 2022

The mouse 

The face of evil, some call Disney. That ridiculous smiling face behind which lies an evil, wicked, crafty and scheming intellect, intent on destroying the world as it should be. Having destroyed Star Wars, a space soap opera about a family spread across 6 episodes, the mouse is further corrupting the audiences of new productions, using teen actors and rejecting them when they mature so badly that they post nudes all over the internet and end up with multiple cycles of psychiatric care and release to society.

Steve: Hey! You seen that poor excuse for a Star Wars movie?
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!

The mouse by FreshAir2.0 December 6, 2018

fat mouse

What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.

John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.

fat mouse by JasonWS May 30, 2007

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022