Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021

Moist Charlie

When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.

Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.

by pookymane September 26, 2023

moist cake

the tastiness and deliciousness of properly hydrated baked goods

Daisy devoured the delectably moist cake with her dolphins.

by Harold795 December 11, 2007

Moist Sandwich

The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.

Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?

Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....

Jeff:....ouch....

by U.R.Mom April 20, 2011

moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.

I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 30, 2007

Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth

Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies

by Moist cookies November 7, 2014