Mitt Rumley

An alternate name for 2012 Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney. Almost exclusively used by fellow candidate Herman Cain. It is Thought that Cain is trying to trivialize Romney's run; or he is ignorant to Romney's actual name

"Mitt Rumley is a good Candidate and all, but i own some pizza joints!" - Herman Cain, on Mitt Romney

by Captain Planet Jr October 19, 2011

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Squish-mitten

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.

After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

Mitt

A women’s vagina

Hey buddy how’s your mitt

by Trpski April 25, 2020

20 minute rule

After a guy finishes it takes him 20 minutes to get it up again.

Jess: "Is the 20 minute rule up yet?"
Josh: "No."

by Raab70 December 17, 2008

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

mitties

man titties boobs

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.

by Ned December 7, 2003