Mithrix

The final boss of the indie 3D rougelike Risk of Rain 2

also, allegedly, a Redditor

Mithrix was spotted browsing r/Atheism

by JayGhost February 25, 2024

matrixtic

To describe one’s shortcomings; the quality or state of being flawed or lacking.

Don: “hey boss, what’s the deadline of this project?”

Boss: “I wouldn’t even worry about it. Word on the street is that is getting pushed back.”

Don: “wow how very matrixtic of them. I’m not surprised.”

by Laythepipe85 April 8, 2024

MatrixAttack

When you're a big time pimp online and the police catch you, this is what you say to make people think you're innocent.

I saw that Andrew Tate guy on the news getting arrested. He reckons he's innocent; he said it's a MatrixAttack!

by MaybeJamie May 28, 2024

Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.

Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:

by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024

matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.

Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”

by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024

Matrix Fart

Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.

I let out a matrix fart at the office.

by UrKillingMeSmals March 4, 2025

Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.

He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.

by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025