minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.

My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf June 16, 2018

Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'

Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!

by The Botherer July 20, 2022

Minge masher

Male genitals

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.

by Amir suhdick January 15, 2022

ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.

check out mah ming boarding skillz

by kerb stealer February 24, 2011

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

crimson minge

When someone dyes their pubic hair red

That woman has a crimson minge

by hollyupa August 16, 2017

trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.

I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.

by tommy 2 sugars March 1, 2017