midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

midget beater

Guy with a little penis that he beats constantly

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

Midget Ribbit

When a vertically challenged person inserts a Frog or Toad up the rectum and then proceeds to push it out while hovering over their partner.

I regret going to the strip club and ordering the "Midget Ribbit" special.

by Trashy Morgan November 6, 2020

E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021

Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.

There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!

by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011

cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.

Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!

by Hippiemeister August 8, 2012