midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.

You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!

by jupiter the dwarf August 28, 2021

Midget Spinner

The act of laying on one's back with an erection, then having a midget take said erection in anally to then also lay on their back and be spun by the man laying down

A: Yo, how did the date with that chick go?
B: Pretty well, by the end of it we did a good ol' midget spinner
A: Damn bro

by A disembodied leg of big size December 19, 2021

Midget Mack

A short thick girl with dreads

Ahhh man look at midget Mack

by TeyBenn August 13, 2020

cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.

Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!

by Hippiemeister August 08, 2012

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 09, 2015

Midget Blower

A regular person sucking on a midget's dick

A porn star sucking on a midget's dick is a midget blower

by JustMeGuys December 12, 2019

bloody midget

bobur is a bloody midget

bloody midget is babur

by Big nibba gay boi May 27, 2021