Mickey Mouse 

1. The iconic cartoon character mouse of Walt Disney.

2. In the Hungarian porn industry, a Mickey Mouse is a photo of the performer with 2 forms of id to prove they're of age. The 2 ids form 'Mickey mouse ears' as they're held beside the face.

We need a copy of your Mickey Mouse before we shoot.

Mickey Mouse by Giannifly February 5, 2015

Mickey Mouse Lights 

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

Mickey Mouse Lights by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

mickey-taking 

An act of mockery, parody or piss-taking.

Back in our school days, our relationship was based on mickey-taking.

mickey-taking by NatBarr December 13, 2016

mickey dealer 

Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.

person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.

mickey dealer by MrSquaky February 15, 2018

Mickey men 

a race of dickheads, otherwise known as a singular Mickey man

For example, why cant boys not be such mickey men

Mickey men by mickeymanhunter August 8, 2018

MICKEY MOUSE 

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

MICKEY MOUSE by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Mickey mouse 

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

Mickey mouse by ry1of6 August 28, 2018