Somebody who has promised to be somewhere or do something, only to back out a the last possible moment, without honest reason or apology, causing embarrassment for the host and bemusement for all onlookers.
He said he would call me back, but he pulled a Messi and never did.
She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.
She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.
by hongkongpeople February 6, 2024
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by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023
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Messiah is a usually a boy that is always focus on himself, He doesn’t care what people think or Care about him, He’s always focus On Money,Or How he’s going to end up In Life, #RealNigga
by PETERGOCRAZY November 20, 2023
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by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
Get the Messi vs IShowSpeed mug.1. Noun- Bapas (Brendan Schaub) attempt at pronouncing Mexican. His term of endearment for his slob of a do-nothing wife.
2. Adjective- way to describe a middle aged redacted Italian female who's only goal in life is to seek attention. Also a female attempting to live above her means. Consistently buying hype clothing and items so they can be used in Instagram posts and then attempt to resell said items to even more redacted people. Only pays attention to Chombies for more social media posts.
2. Adjective- way to describe a middle aged redacted Italian female who's only goal in life is to seek attention. Also a female attempting to live above her means. Consistently buying hype clothing and items so they can be used in Instagram posts and then attempt to resell said items to even more redacted people. Only pays attention to Chombies for more social media posts.
by We Don't Madder March 26, 2024
Get the Messican mug.Messirve is a word (slang) that uses the Spanish surname "Messi" as a joke. It means "it is useful".
When used as "no messirve", it means "it is not useful".
When used as "no messirve", it means "it is not useful".
- I'll pick you up at 6pm.
- "Messirve"
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- I fixed it. This is working now.
- "Messirve"
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- We've bought this software license for you to use.
- "Messirve"
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- You guys can attend to this training session in your work hours.
-"Messirve"
- "Messirve"
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- I fixed it. This is working now.
- "Messirve"
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- We've bought this software license for you to use.
- "Messirve"
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- You guys can attend to this training session in your work hours.
-"Messirve"
by urbaniumturtle April 5, 2024
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