Ya Melon

The only acceptable thing to say when your bff is being a fucking idiot.

"I just got my pillow stuck in the radiator."
"Ya melon."

Ya Melon by smeetron April 18, 2020

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Lava Melon

its like a water melon but filled with lava

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To slap a person in the forehead with the palm of your hand.

My girlfriend melonchecked me when she realized I wasn't listening to a word she said.

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1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

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funny girl, a lil weird and dumb but funny and nice

melonie genereauxaoewrnvorijnvr who goes to groves high school

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Guy: "OMG that's Melonz"
Melonz: "Squeeze meh"

Melonz by I <3 Melonz :D October 18, 2008

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The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.

My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.

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