Lassy

A husband who owns her wife on Government / Religious command.

My lassy broke my soul. Or, did you mean.. hussy?

by ZluttyHand'n'mouth March 27, 2023

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Lasse width gran

Lasse width gran is somone who changed their rase from a white boy to a ni**er just to get a bigger dick but he is also very funny

FUNNY LOOKING

hey look at that lasse width gran he probebly got a little winer he is so black but looks so white.
Hey lasse you are a ******

by Henri Midjo April 20, 2023

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"Lapsus$" is a hacking group that has been active since at least 2019. They are known for targeting companies and organizations in the French-speaking world and stealing sensitive information, such as login credentials and financial data. Lapsus$ is known for using a variety of tactics, including phishing and social engineering, to gain access to their targets' networks. They have also been linked to ransomware attacks, where they encrypt victims' files and demand payment in exchange for the decryption key. Despite efforts by law enforcement to track down members of the group, Lapsus$ remains active and continues to pose a threat to organizations in the French-speaking world.

Lapsus$ are gay hackers!

by DaHackingDefinitions May 8, 2023

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laisu

LAISU Means kill cats and kittens

For ex: “Ilias! Can you please laisu today,

by Chadito August 2, 2023

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Lawsuit Ratio

Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains

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Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)

As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.

a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.

Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products

Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!

b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).

Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings

LR = 0 :)

by ovo1bro August 10, 2023

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