Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

Lance Vance Dance

Created by Lance Vance from GTA: Vice City. The Lance Vance Dance (pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce).

1. The Lance Vance Dance consistes of the video game character shooting out of a helicopter and cussing out people who can't hear him.

2. Your best friend humping your couch.

1. Dude, let's steal a helicopter and do the Lance Vance Dance.

2. "Natalie totally did the Lance Vance Dance on Colleen's couch."

by C-Fo December 15, 2008

lance armstrong

When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.

bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit

by fattehboi November 2, 2008

lance armstrong

Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.

She was so turned on she went lance armstrong on me after just five minutes.

by ozMo January 12, 2007

Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008

dirty lance

When you beat a woman after sex then go to jail for domestic abuse. You then get get kicked out jail because you keep wanting to suck inmates cocks.

I had a dirty Lance weekend

by Rail rider November 17, 2013

the lance armstrong

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

by PhusionDev July 24, 2006