noun (kelb -ie)
-when you make a stupid mistake or stupid remark!
- usually stupid or blonde people make these comments
-when you make a stupid mistake or stupid remark!
- usually stupid or blonde people make these comments
example 1
friend 1: oh i though you could get high of tinfoil
friend 2: um....NO stupid
friend 1: oh opps...
friend 2: wow...you just pulled a "kelby"
example 2
friend 1: hey i bet if you'll find the word gullible on this Doritos's bag
friend 2: okkie
friend 1: she suchs a "kelby"
friend 1: oh i though you could get high of tinfoil
friend 2: um....NO stupid
friend 1: oh opps...
friend 2: wow...you just pulled a "kelby"
example 2
friend 1: hey i bet if you'll find the word gullible on this Doritos's bag
friend 2: okkie
friend 1: she suchs a "kelby"
by babyface:) November 20, 2011
Get the kelby mug.Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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N. guy who is awsome; he tells jokes no one understands but you have to laugh at them; loves kitty cats and the Kitty Kat Dance song
Adj. durp dee durp durpa durp durptee durp tittily dittily dum
V. To wear hilarious shirts that normally relates to mustaches or family guy; to play final fantasy, eat ramen noodles
Other = political jokes are funny, knows famous people that no one has ever heard of
N. A short, stubby man who grew facial hair at a pre-mature age; has a sister who is unbelievably hot and sleeps in her nude on the couch when one has friends over (Im down with that)
N. Never gets in trouble at St Joes, but would subtly implement sexual references in questions he asks the teacher.
N. A long, dark haired adolescent who never sleeps but falls asleep while typing or playing video games.
N. a Rob Schneider impersonator
N. God
Adj. durp dee durp durpa durp durptee durp tittily dittily dum
V. To wear hilarious shirts that normally relates to mustaches or family guy; to play final fantasy, eat ramen noodles
Other = political jokes are funny, knows famous people that no one has ever heard of
N. A short, stubby man who grew facial hair at a pre-mature age; has a sister who is unbelievably hot and sleeps in her nude on the couch when one has friends over (Im down with that)
N. Never gets in trouble at St Joes, but would subtly implement sexual references in questions he asks the teacher.
N. A long, dark haired adolescent who never sleeps but falls asleep while typing or playing video games.
N. a Rob Schneider impersonator
N. God
Kellen: So, John Hatheway walked into a bar and a hammer fell on him
Friends: *cant help but laugh*
Kellen: I was soooo close! I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE!
Guy: What Kellen? What happened!?
Kellen: My neighbor was SOOO CLOSE TO GETTING ME POT!
Cat...Im a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance...!
Wow...what did he say? It was funny, his name must be Kellen
Me:"Guns dont kill people...people with mustaches do!"
Kellen: Erick...my shirt just made you admit that you kill people...
Kellen: Im so close to beating this dungeo-...oh! Noodles are done!
Kellen: So, John Kerry went into a bar after his botox job and the bartender says "Hey John, why the long chin?"
Little Johny: Mommy, some new kid at school has a mustache...why? We're only in the 3rd grade?
Mommy: well, Johnny, we dont go around point out people's premature tholical stimuli, so we will just call him Kellen
Johnny: Ok mommy, thanks!
So, I was spending the night at Kellens house and it was around 2:00 am. I needed a drink so I went upstairs to get some water; I was trying to be quiet because his sister was sleeping on the couch, little did I know...she was wearing nothing. So, I hear a stirring behind me...I turn around and...well...just use your imagination
The subject was not to have sex before marriage; Kellen's response "I love cheese cake and all, but not when it has been sitting on the shelf for 30 or so years"
Hey, Kellen, look whos in first place, I AM!...Kellen? You awake?
Kellen: *sitting up straight, snooring, but has the controller clasped in his hand*
Kellen's entry in his RPG topic on a forum:
"Link was walking down a long and dark *falls asleep in mid-sentence* ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"
Kellen: Hey guys
Friends: Yeah?
Kellen: Rob Schneider is a durp dee durp durpa durp durptee durp tittily dittily dum
Friends: *couldnt help but uncontrollably laugh*
Wow...that guy can make pie appear at his finger tips...he is such a Kellen...
Kids! Time to go to church and pray to Kellen!
Friends: *cant help but laugh*
Kellen: I was soooo close! I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE!
Guy: What Kellen? What happened!?
Kellen: My neighbor was SOOO CLOSE TO GETTING ME POT!
Cat...Im a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance...!
Wow...what did he say? It was funny, his name must be Kellen
Me:"Guns dont kill people...people with mustaches do!"
Kellen: Erick...my shirt just made you admit that you kill people...
Kellen: Im so close to beating this dungeo-...oh! Noodles are done!
Kellen: So, John Kerry went into a bar after his botox job and the bartender says "Hey John, why the long chin?"
Little Johny: Mommy, some new kid at school has a mustache...why? We're only in the 3rd grade?
Mommy: well, Johnny, we dont go around point out people's premature tholical stimuli, so we will just call him Kellen
Johnny: Ok mommy, thanks!
So, I was spending the night at Kellens house and it was around 2:00 am. I needed a drink so I went upstairs to get some water; I was trying to be quiet because his sister was sleeping on the couch, little did I know...she was wearing nothing. So, I hear a stirring behind me...I turn around and...well...just use your imagination
The subject was not to have sex before marriage; Kellen's response "I love cheese cake and all, but not when it has been sitting on the shelf for 30 or so years"
Hey, Kellen, look whos in first place, I AM!...Kellen? You awake?
Kellen: *sitting up straight, snooring, but has the controller clasped in his hand*
Kellen's entry in his RPG topic on a forum:
"Link was walking down a long and dark *falls asleep in mid-sentence* ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"
Kellen: Hey guys
Friends: Yeah?
Kellen: Rob Schneider is a durp dee durp durpa durp durptee durp tittily dittily dum
Friends: *couldnt help but uncontrollably laugh*
Wow...that guy can make pie appear at his finger tips...he is such a Kellen...
Kids! Time to go to church and pray to Kellen!
by Supadupa orange October 8, 2008
Get the Kellen mug.When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
by TeeHeeItsASecret April 4, 2020
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Get the Kelland mug.Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.
Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009
Get the Helen Keller mug.A city and a school district that is so shit-stupid, that they spend money that they don't have. Also known as the "poor as hell" city of North Texas.
Mayor - So what should we spend our 2 million dollar budget on?
Superintendent - How about a 4 million dollar football stadium, and a 10% raise on my salary so that I can get payed more to sit on my ass for 365 days?
Mayor - Sounds like a wonderful way to benefit Keller Texas!
(Seriously, they did that...)
Superintendent - How about a 4 million dollar football stadium, and a 10% raise on my salary so that I can get payed more to sit on my ass for 365 days?
Mayor - Sounds like a wonderful way to benefit Keller Texas!
(Seriously, they did that...)
by mckeelie September 5, 2011
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