Keiper

n.

A location specific measurement of time defined as 90 days in Shanghai.

How long was your last trip?
It was 0.15 keipers.

by shan1212 May 28, 2018

kneeper

Penis lemon

Bren wanted Dans kneeper

by Pupper b July 16, 2019

The Keener

The craziest most random off the wall psycho social individual in a large school or group, this person is also often known to be able to eat extreme amounts and fit a large portion of food in their mouth at once.

"Omg its the keener!"

"Quick hide the food he might be fukkin hungry."

by xXxdaorginalxXx November 15, 2009

keener

an individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party their ass off

Jimmy: "Hey Mr. Ratfly, i have the highest GPA in the school, how can you decline my offer for the Chemistry Club?"

Teacher: "Plain and simple, Jimmy. You can elude yourself with your supposed academic skills but we all know you're a keener."

Jimmy: "Aah, whatever. I was just gonna throw your lab books and test tube racks into a fire anyway.."

by Fan Tastic March 28, 2007

keefer reefer

that's the bunk weed ya mexicans been grown

like sayin its shit

yo I don't want to buy ya keef reef
yo I don't want ya keefer reefer

by John Carter March 2, 2005

kaepernucked up

(Verb) To replace a commonly understood gesture with a new and very different and unrelated but excessively political meaning... Origin: A guy tinkerbell wanted the NFL to be the aNFL (anti-National Football League), so he took a gesture that was reserved for showing respect (such as when proposing for marriage or thanking God Tebowing) and told people it was now supposed to be used to show disrespect toward America and the police.

Pro athlete: When I wave my hand, I am not saying "hi." I am saying I want you erased off the chalkboard of life."
Reporter: I think you just kaepernucked up the actual meaning of that gesture.
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Pro athlete: When I bow to the flag, I am showing that I would rather look at the ground than look at that flag, and then have that flag shoved up my ass.
Reporter: You can't be serious. You kaepernucked up, pervert.
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Pro athlete: Are you flipping me the bird?
Reporter: I am showing that I agree with you: You are number one, and offering the dove of peace. But I may have kaepernucked up.

by UGiveUp October 10, 2017

kepera

A beautiful girl that has a wonderful heart but if you get her on her wrong side she won't take any of your shit, she is helpful and has a comedian inside her, she loves to make people laugh and to feel good, she is both nice and fierce, it's usually an African name and the Africa meaning means she is mine or she is the key to happiness.

Olivia: "who's that beautiful girl so unique and Goeurges"

Emma: "That's Kepera I know someone so unique and pretty and she will make you laugh for days"

by I know all name meanings January 3, 2018