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joob

a jew with a chode in there mouth
your a fuckin joob
by meter head June 23, 2003
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Joobus

A poor meaning or style of transportation, mainly in the Jewish Communities and reflect the way of travel. Also, may/can relate the the Catholic Religions, involving Jesus Christ.
*In Israel - Jews boarding a run down bus* - What's this style of transportation called?

A Joobus...
by AwYouAreJokin October 11, 2010
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Jools

Jools is a kind person who is not afraid at any challenge and he can sometimes be quite dramatic.

He is a really nice person and you’re really lucky if you have a Jools in your life.
He is a great person to be your girlfriend/boyfriend and is generally good looking.
Girl 1: Jools is an awesome guy

Boy 1: Yep he’s pretty awesome
by Randompeewon June 29, 2020
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Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.
by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020
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big time jobs

this odd use of word combination comes from when my friends and i used to anticipate the show dirty jobs. We would say something like:

"Dirty Jobs is comin on soon."

Also around that time the oaktons would say:

"big time"

which means someone would agree excitingly with something someone was saying or doing
For example:

"yo dirty jobs is on" - phil
"big time!" - pat (pat agrees with umph!"

now getting back to jobs
when somebody would say

"jobs is comin on!"

somebody would then respond

"YO BIG TIME DIRTY JOBS" (meaning good i love dirty jobs)

but then one day our slang inventive saying friend dave said something that clicked, it went something like this:

"yo dirty jobs is comin on" - phil
"YO BIG TIME JOBS" - dave

the way he pronounced this was hilarious to us and it clicked.from then on when someone or something would do or say or be something that they liked the oaktons would respond
"BIG TIME JOBS"
Dave: Yo lets hit a jak
Michael: Yo big time jobs"
by Doooogan January 11, 2009
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pearl jobs

licking a girls nipples

derived from how a pearl is round and a nipple feels like licking a pearl
I would like to give that girl with big boobs a pearl job!

Do you like pearl jobs?
by Katie May 13, 2005
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Part-Time Jobs

1. A (middle) manager whose reach far exceeds his grasp.

2. A Local Caesar for the digital age.
Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?

Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.

Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.

Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.
by Bergstein March 8, 2011
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