Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.
Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.
Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.
Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. 1.A demigod sent to fulfill the fantasies of women aged 18-45.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.
The sun: “I have to get my shades on, Jason is coming out.”
Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!
My manners
Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!
My manners
by MisterJsHarleyQuinn March 7, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023
Get the A Jasonmug. by Gabe itch536364 November 7, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. by Dark Creature September 22, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. The jokester of the class with a heart of gold. Beneath all the jokes lies a sweet and caring person who'll stand by your side no matter what and have your back at all times, but if you wrong them they don't forget easily and if you keep hurting them they will cut you off like you never existed even if you try to reconnect. They are slow to trust but once you've gained their trust they will be your friend for life. They are extremely sexual and love to talk about the weirdest things. Expect conversations to take a dirty turn. They are extremely smart and love being know-it-alls. The most amazing person you will ever meet. Their favorite color is electric blue, their spirit animal is a wolf and they love animals. Love and cherish them because you will never meet a person like Jason.
by pantherpanther May 4, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. by WackyWavyArmGuy December 14, 2018
Get the Jasonmug.