Jason

1.A demigod sent to fulfill the fantasies of women aged 18-45.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.
The sun: “I have to get my shades on, Jason is coming out.”

Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!

My manners
by MisterJsHarleyQuinn March 08, 2019
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A dumb unkind kid that thinks he is perfect but really he is dumb asf.
Me: Hey Jason
Jason: Shut up B*****
by Dark Creature September 22, 2020
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A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
"Jason yeah what a stoopid idiot i heard he fucked Aya yesterday!"
"Yeah! Fuck Jason!"
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A rude child with blonde hair who is a complete asshole and has a smaller penis than a mouse.
That kid is such a Jason
by jason 67579 March 09, 2018
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An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name
Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*
by Gabe itch536364 November 07, 2019
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You are so smart that you waste your time searching up a name, like how sad is your life that you take time out of your day to search this up you pathetic loser
by Your pseudonym0420 March 28, 2023
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The jokester of the class with a heart of gold. Beneath all the jokes lies a sweet and caring person who'll stand by your side no matter what and have your back at all times, but if you wrong them they don't forget easily and if you keep hurting them they will cut you off like you never existed even if you try to reconnect. They are slow to trust but once you've gained their trust they will be your friend for life. They are extremely sexual and love to talk about the weirdest things. Expect conversations to take a dirty turn. They are extremely smart and love being know-it-alls. The most amazing person you will ever meet. Their favorite color is electric blue, their spirit animal is a wolf and they love animals. Love and cherish them because you will never meet a person like Jason.
"I will always love you Jason"
"Jason is the greatest friend"
"I'm sorry Jason"
by pantherpanther May 05, 2019
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