Jack

Jewish nigga who leaves is xbox on and makes it shit also known for saying XADA and being really shit at getting nudes
Jack come do my math homework
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jack is my dad
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Short for Jack Daniels - a popular, strong whiskey
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King of Awesomeland that invented the term "BOOM™"
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Man I fucking hate jack he's a dick
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Jack is the conductor of a train that sells you a one way ticket to pound town. As the old saying goes, "be a Jack today, be a horny military sergeant tomorrow". He surfaced from his mother's womb at the ripe age of 0 and has ever since featured in PornHubs' monthly top rated verified amateur section.

His quads are closely identical to those of the late Greek God Zeus. In 2014, his cum made its big break as it featured on multiple Cinnabon rest stop billboards in the tri-state area. His blonde curls glisten in the sun which has also been the leading cause of blindness in the United States. His hot Australian accent makes you question your worthiness and his deep laugh has been used as Pendulum's bass line.
Girl 1: omg I saw Jack last night
Girl 2: no way! how was it?
Girl 1: amazing! He just rocked out with his cock out the entire time
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"Yeah well they don't call him Jack for nothing"
by glittergal May 04, 2015
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