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Joel King 

The coolest kid i know. His friends pressure him to change majors and tell him his isnt real. Its sad, but he is nice.

He once went to brazil and brought me back a sammich it was nice.

He likes to hardcore party, you can usually find him around campus singing songs while playing his guitar. Some times he gets confused and brings out his rock band guitar, but its okay he is only a bit senial.

If he doesnt have a guitar with him, you will be sure to find him outside his dorm thinking about life's most radical thoughts. He is pretty gnarly.

He enjoys computers, music, volleyball, history, not taking calculus, english 015 composition and rhetoric, being an honors student (aka better than everyone else), and eating chinese food.
Ben:Dude did you see Joel King yet today?
Mark: Yeah... Gee Golly Gosh.... he sure is dreamy.
Ben: Are you okay?
Mark: Yeah, he is so cool. I want to be like him.
Joel King by ohhaiiiiiiiii March 29, 2010
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Joel Madden 

the lead singer of the band good charlotte. he rocks and nobody can say that he doesn't. his brother benji is in his band aswell
interviewer: y r u so cool?
joel: cuz i rock
Joel Madden by stanga_69 August 12, 2005

joel embiid 

Hakeem Olajuwon's sercret son
A: Damn did you see that dream shake by Joel Embiid?
B: Yeah, it's like watching Hakeem in the 90s
joel embiid by EBACHAKARTACHA November 26, 2016

Joel Moment

When someone does or says something really obvious or dumb, something Joel would say or do
Joel asked “Where’s Milwaukee?” after visiting the city for a meet; a Joel moment.

Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
Joel Moment by Amogussussy March 18, 2021

Joel Hutchings 

Joel Hutchings is most likely the name of a person, probably with the first name 'Joel' and the last name 'Hutchings.'

Joel hatch 

a type of person who is in love with there senpai
The President of the united states from 2275 to 2282
JOEL HATCH "something something penis joke"
Joel hatch by Joel Hatch October 20, 2017