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Heardturd

When a person deficates in their significant other's bed and proceeds to blame the act on a small Teacup Yorkie canine that's physically incapable of producing such a magnificently, gigantic steaming pile of shit.
You know it's time to call it quits when you wakeup to a Heardturd by your head.
by NoMoHeardTurdsDotCom May 5, 2022
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Heard

person a: “oh my god you are such a heard”
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Heardsay

Imagined facts and shifting truth in a disagreement or a testimony in a court of law
‘I’m not worried about the truth, it’s all Heardsay’
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Heard Burglar

Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.
She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.
by LightFoe May 24, 2022
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Heard

(Verb) To shit in one's partners bed.
I got tired of him cheating on me in our bed, so I took a Heard and packed my things.
by FcknRedneck May 25, 2022
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heards

verb (used with object), heard, heard·ing.
to cause bodily injury to; injure:
It probably really heard when he lost the tip of his finger.
to cause bodily pain to or in:
His finger still heards him.

verb (used without object), heard, heard·ing.
to feel or suffer bodily or mental pain or distress:
Ouch! That really heards.
to cause bodily or mental pain or distress:
Violence is very heardful.

synonymous to 'hurt' or 'hurt'. To be used by victims of feigned, implied or REAL violence.
"OUCH! Stop hitting me. That really heards..." - TAC
"You can't just start hearding people to get what you want..." - TAC
"Why do you have to be so heardful all the time?" - Joie
by dR0nE.31337 May 26, 2022
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Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.
That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.
by JD07! May 27, 2022
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