Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.

That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

Hip Hop Hipster

A person who only accepts listening to underground hip hop and shuns mainstream hip hop.

Guy: Dude have you heard the new Jay-Z album!?!?
Hip Hop Hipster: No, Jay-Z is a sellout and so are all the other commercial rappers.

by Drooooooooooo September 4, 2010

Hamster Nugget

When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......

Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.

by Corey M December 28, 2007

Hipsterdufus

From the tv show Seinfeld. Hipsterdus=Kramer. Someone who is cool, enjoying life, and hip but also a little aloof and out of synch. Kramer is the quintessential hipsterdufus.

Jughead from the Archie comics might be considered a hipsterdufus.

Also that bongo playing guy on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

by Lady M June 25, 2004

Hipster Arrest

When hipsters intentionally try to get arrested being "political"/"occupying" a Street!

Joey wore Duct tape around his wrists to the OCCUPY rally in case the handcuffs chaffed his wrists in a "hipster arrest".

by Bettie Johnson October 17, 2011

Price Hipster

(n.) Somebody who always has the better price or better deal on an item than you no matter how cheap you got it for. This type of person also seems to get the hottest and most popular items out long before their release somehow.They think very highly of themselves because of this and they frequently belittle those who bought items at a higher price than they did.

Suzie Q: "Wow I got such a sweet deal on my new 32 in. LED TV that I got today! $200 bucks what a steal!"

Joe Schmo:"HAHA! loser I got that same TV you had for only $130 and that was 2 weeks before it came out. You got ripped the hell off and you should shop better and get good deals like me."

Suzie Q: "Joe, you're fucking annoying. Stop being such a Price Hipster nobody gives a rat's ass about how much of a better deal you got."

by MagicMann January 25, 2013

hipster

Hipsters are too cool for Urban Dictionary. You probably don't know what they use because it's underground.

The hipster's skinny jeans tore at the crotch, and it turned out he wasn't a man after all.

by DukeLuke13 December 23, 2010