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bushman's hanky 

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.


Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'
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jizz hanky 

When you accidentally blow your nose with the handkerchief you jizzed in a few minutes ago.
1. OH FUCK ! I used the fuckin' jizz hanky !!!
2. Brad: Dude, what's that white shit on your nose ?
Pete: WTF?? I blew a jizz hanky ??!?!!
jizz hanky by menuuzer January 12, 2009
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bush hanky 

When someone blocks one nostril with their thumb and then blows out the other nostril with the force of a raging hormonal monkey on crack to eject the contents of the other nostril.
I didn't have a tissue so I used a bush hanky
bush hanky by The bush hanky man January 30, 2015
girl with the most beautiful eyes and a smile in space.
who was that
That's Hanka the most amazing thing I've ever met
Hanka by Lidlpold November 30, 2020

Hanklerfish 

Noun: An angler fish drawn by a Hank. Any Hank can draw a Hanklerfish.

Verb, Hanklerfished: Describing someone named Hank having drawn an Anglerfish. Usually used as past-tence.

Verb, Hanklerfishing: The act of drawing a Hanklerfish.
"So a Hanklerfish is an anglerfish drawn by a Hank?"
"Uh huh. There are other Hanks that can make Hanklerfish."
"So if, Like, Hank Williams III were to draw me an anglerfish, that would be a Hanklerfish?'
"It would also be a Hanklerfish."
-Hank and John Green, Youtube
Hanklerfish by NavalPiercedNerd August 19, 2011
Mr. Hankey,
the "christmass poo" from the cartoon "south park"
Cartman: ah no it's Mr. Hankey again!
hankey by John Brummer January 6, 2004

hanky panky bullshit 

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.
"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"