A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. May 06, 2003
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new guard

Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.
The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
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Royal Guard

A style in the DMC (Devil May Cry) Franchise that can be used while playing as Dante. Can be used in sentences to express a sense of blocking or "tanking" a hit/attack
"BRO I JUST ROYAL GUARDED THAT HIT"
by Totally a DMC expert November 13, 2023
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girly guards

Mudguards on a bike for pussy riders.
Look at Tom, it’s drizzling and he is riding his fixie with girly guards.
by Suboobern May 27, 2022
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Guard Hoe

Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.
Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.
by Guardwhore January 31, 2017
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