monkey gland

A type of sauce...no shit.Not really monkey though.

"Which isle is the monkey gland in?"
"Foreign foods dude."

by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005

Kevin Garnett

Best player on the planet...His nickname is the Beast!

KG is a beast!

by T-Wolves number one fan May 3, 2004

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

kevin garnett

Hes leading the league in rebounds for the third year inna row.

Nuff said.

Question: How you gon' stop a man that leads his team in points rebounds AND assists???

Answer: You dont. You just watch Kevin Garnett do what he do.

by Big Ticket September 16, 2006

Glances

Enjoying to watch sex between animals and property

He glances at his dog and its coconut.

by Klabauter October 31, 2011

garnormous

A combo word derived from "gargantuous" and "enormous."
A synonym of ginormous or egantic.

"I went to look at the new airport. I couldn't find my way out, it was garnormous!!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

glan plan

Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.

"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"

"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010