geitarded

As our principal said that he would give denentions if we described someting as "gay" or "retarded", we combined the too...

something that is whack, retarded, and gay all at the same time.

1) that question was so geitarded...
2) look at that geitard in the burberry knock off shoes...

by Peter Pappas December 10, 2004

Pan'demic Genito-ads

When "suckers" or "loser" people, try to sarcastically humiliate their girl friend when they fight, by making false mean advertisement of the partners genital organs as jokes to their world, telling everybody it looks like a flat pan, or big bowl or big saucer orlake or ocean or toilet seat or drainage pipe,and trying to exaggerate as mean as possible, so everybody feels obnoxious and gross about the girl friend.

1)Billy had a nasty fight with Betty, and ended up giving free pan'demic genito-ads of Betty, which was obnoxious and unbelievable.
2)After the fight, Betty had to silently bear with Billy's Pan'demic Genito-ads, because she didnt know any better way to prove, even if she wanted to prove,it was wrong.

by Petersonn December 11, 2005

Gedation

Making love with someone who has a penis over 10 inches long.

Wow I just made love with a gedation penis.

by GrEg Dennis June 25, 2008

genital railey

1. A disease in which people make the name Railey ( Riley) sound like (Ray-Lee) 2. The need for butt-sex 3. A vaginal disease causing herpes like sores 4. A screaming chimp.

Did you see that girl? I bet her clit is filled with Genital Railey.

by Banana-nut muffin October 4, 2008

Genital Thwarts

The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.

"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."

by me0wmix January 19, 2010

genital lock

sex.

Last night, they were found in a hot genital lock in the seaside resort.

by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010

geritol block

When one or more old people push a shopping cart in your way at a grocery store blocking you from passing.

I almost made it to the milk but I was geritol blocked by grandma.

by scotti foxx August 25, 2010