Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.

Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.

by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022

floatingers

Someone who tracks the trends of the Dollar vs the Yen or Yaun with the eagerness of an army of trolls. They can rapidly accelerate the market by ganging up on the stock in a coordinated effort to cause a bubble burst, at the first sign of a downward turn they bail out and bet against the debt. This is why inflation is so high these days.

You floatingers really did it this time. How will you ever recover from this?

by Dick Tripover June 2, 2022

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022

Floring

A type of flirtation where you want to fuck the living shit out of someone

“I’m Floring with you”

by Timmyymmymymtmy September 8, 2022

Flirting

The sublte art of seduction ;)

Jenny was flirting with Rue all evening.

by it_eez-what-it_eez September 10, 2022

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Flirting

A popular way to awkwardly compliment someone in hopes of winning their hearts.

Mum: *sees you talking to girl*
You: *ends conversation with girl*
Mum: *walks over*
You: "don't even."
Mum: "so, who were you flirting with?"
You: *transforms into tomato*

by Just your average dude October 21, 2022