Freedom Fries

1. A renaming of French fries because some people didn't like what the french were saying.

2. A silly word that tends to cause lot's of virtual (and physical) shouting about something that doesn't really matter in the long term.

1. "I don't like what the french are saying about our war, lets call their fries FREEDOM Fries! Why? Because in America, saying FREEDOM is like drugs!"

2. "DAMN REPUBLICANS! GEORGE BUSH! FREEDOM FRIES! FRENCH! STUPID! IDIOTS! WAR! IRAQ! PROTEST!" All because we started calling them freedom fries....

by ravenblack120 July 7, 2011

freedom fries

An American's stupid, sad attempt at being patriotic, because a bunch of snail-eaters refused to cooperate in George Dubya Bush's Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign. Americans hate the French, but they sure eat Fritos, and Fritos is derived from the French word "frites", which is what the French call their fries.

I'll still call them FRENCH fries because that's what they were always called, never mind that the French didn't invent them.

by AYB April 27, 2003

french fries

(n.) The universal side dish.

Shit, they gave me ____, but skimped on the french fries.

by Mizar_08 July 8, 2010

Fries in my crotch

An STD in which hot wendy's fries will sprout from the crotchell region.

Person 1: Why can you not drive today?
Person 2: I got fries in my crotch, it hurts to much

by broe91 September 2, 2010

Friesland theory

1. The closer you live to Friesland (a province in the north of Holland), the more stubborn you are.

Person 1: Dude, that guy is so stubborn!
Person 2: Yeah, he's from Friesland.

Person 1: Yeah totaly true!
Person 2: Yup.. It confirms the Friesland theory again..

by Nederland July 31, 2012

Crack Fries

French fries served by Korean street venders, that are irresistable to soju-intoxicated US Soldiers stationed in South Korea.
Usually consumed at the end of a night on the town, right before returning to base.

"Guys... curfew's coming up, let's get some crack fries, and head back on post."

by Calculated Risk 047 December 31, 2008

Beer fairies

Some one who leaves a cooler of beer on your front porch.

If you have been visited by the beer fairies you will receive a gift of beer out of the blue.
Before you enjoy this gift you must agree to 2 simple rules.

1, you must stop, relax, take a break and enjoy this gift right away.

2, you must restock the beer fairy cooler and become a beer fairy by delivering it to another deserving friend!
If you are unable to follow these rules do not open the cooler.
Instead call the beer fairy hotline (provided on cooler) and the gift will be picked up and shared with another thirsty soul.

OMG! who left a cooler of beer on our porch? Must have been the Beer fairies! beer fairy

by brown bear45 October 21, 2011